"We do not need magic to change the world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better". "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? "Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage." - Erik Killmonger, 'Black Panther', 2018. Stupid place. "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". He has a wayNebula:Then we just go!Gamora:No! "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Stephen Strange:For what? Is it still the greatest movie in history?, Peter Parker:[catches Mantis]I got you! Right?Pepper Potts:Right. Watch. Korg:Thank you, Thor. Its called an email.Dr. Five hours in front of the TV. Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. Mar. [pause] Please! Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. Do a flip. Thor:Yes, of course. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. See? 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. You know whats boring? Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. Always hold it high. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. Plan your future. [to Tony]Never dropping that, by the way. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Smile because it happened. No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Stephen Strange:[after Mordo hands him a card]Well, whats this? This a tremendous idea! Youve heard of this. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!". Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". The triangle icon that indicates to play. I mean, that place is a legend. Will that be all?, Rhodey:Hey Tony.Tony Stark:Im sorry. Oscar Wilde. And my dad got deported. Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. They look Chinese. Its hideous, by the way. Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. Dr. [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! No polio is good. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! Gamora: Are you serious? - Henry David Thoreau. Im clearly the better pilot!Thor:Is that right? I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! - John F. Kennedy. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler., Thor:No one has to break anything.Ultron and Tony Stark:Clearly youve never made an omelet.Tony Stark:He beat me by one second., Iron Man:Shit!Captain America:Language!, Iron Man:Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?Captain America:I know! Let me get my fingerprint out. Thor:Looks like youve copied my beard. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. [picks up the stuff and throws at him]Thor:Youre being a really bad friend!Hulk:You bad friend!Thor:You know what we call you?Hulk:No!Thor:We call you a stupid Avenger.Hulk:YOU TINY AVENGER!, Hulk:Thor go. Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! May I graduate well, and earn some honors! Im here to pick up a fossil.Steve Rogers:Thats hilarious., Natasha Romanoff:Did you do anything fun Saturday night? Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. These are the 23 funniest lines from the marvel films and no one can tell me otherwise. 6. "You had me at hello.". This is a real wake-up call for me. So much has happened since I last saw you. Follow your heart/dreams. Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! No! They sound Chinese. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. David Barry 2.) Stephen Strange:No, I want to protect the stone.Tony Stark:And I want you to thank me. "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! Perhaps the darkest and saddest of the Avengers films (so far), there were still witty lines in Captain America: Civil War, especially when Spiderman joined the gang. Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so thats still pretty fresh. Top 10 floors all R&D, youd love it its candyland.Bruce Banner:Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem., [after attacking Loki with full weapons activated]Tony Stark:Make a move, Reindeer Games, World Security Council:Director Fury, the council has made a decision.Nick Fury:I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that its a stupid-ass decision, Ive elected to ignore it., [Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]Bruce Banner:So this all seems horrible.Black Widow:Ive seen worse.Bruce Banner:Sorry.Black Widow:No, we could use a little worse., Loki:Enough! You know, like the Marvelettes? Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. Like Adele? Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. Give me a little something-something. Move out. Ill go., Rocket Raccoon:Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, youre gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. I meant trash panda. These are our favorite funny lines from Iron Man 3. Who am I to judge?, Dr. That was really violent." Pepper Potts 8. Make your Valentine's message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.". Theres no need to get personal., Gamora:We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.Mantis:Ego will have won him to his side by now. Without my hammer, I cantOdin:Are you Thor, the god of hammers?, Valkyrie:[Thor, Banner and Valkyrie arrive in Asgard]I never thought Id be back here.Bruce Banner:I thought itd be nicer. Stay here. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. October 6, 2017. 1. Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Just Wong? Its cool. You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Like. "I say this to you, my friend, with all of the . Ill handle the music. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Engage your brain. Tom Swanson. Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. Id say we were even. Robbery involves threat. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. Look, I like you, a lot. [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? 3 "You still think you're the only monster on the team?" The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) In a rare moment of calm, the Avengers hide away at Hawkeye's farm house to recover from their battle with Ultron. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. This is a day." -Andy Samberg. Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? Luckily his youthful charm brought us plenty of laughs though! 1. King of Asgard. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.". Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Hey Loki! Thought we wouldnt notice. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success Be you! Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Your father. Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny. She seems kind of nice.Steve Rogers:Secure the engine room, then find me a date.Natasha Romanoff:[jumping off deck over the railings]Im multitasking., Sam Wilson:Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?Steve Rogers:If theyre shooting at you, theyre bad.. Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I talked to someone called The Ancient One. And IDr. So if youre taking another crack at him, I want in. Goose. Cool name for a cool cat., [At-Lass scans Goose]Kree Computer:Species: Flerken. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. The 50+ Best WandaVision Quotes & Lines: Funny, Eerie & Iconic. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. Want more Marvel quotes? Stephen Strange:Stark Raving Hazelnuts.Tony Stark:Not bad.Dr. Not Nicholas. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year! "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. I respect you too much.Dr. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. It sucks. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. You have put on weight.Peter Quill:What? Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?Hope van Dyne:So cranky.Dr. 9. I can help! that it's imperceptible. Shuri:The real question is WHAT ARE THOSE? But, yes!Peter Quill:What! And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? He had chosen to remain in exile. Thats low. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. 10. It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller 8. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Stephen Strange:[after having just manipulated time to resurrect Wong]Im breaking the laws of nature. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. We look like ourselves at a baseball game., Cassie:Dont just stand there! [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Christine Palmer:Oh. "With great power comes great responsibility.". Theres nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. [ smiles ]" " James 'Bucky' Barnes: Don't do anything stupid until I come back. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. as part of a team of heroes. Spatial paradoxes! Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. Hank Pym:You want a juice box and some string cheese?Scott Lang:Do you really have that?, Dr. And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. Pepper Potts:Is this about the Avengers? [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Except, it sucks. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. Dr. Seuss Life, Smile, Graduation 1886 Copy quote If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Aunt May:Hungry? This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.Tony Stark:And she wrote a story as well., Tony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance., JARVIS:May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.. 3. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". I hate violence. [blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens], [the Guardians bring Thor aboard]Peter Quill:How the hell is this dude still alive?Drax:He is not a dude. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! While a team being broken apart isnt all that amusing, these are the lines from Captain America: Civil War that are funny! Oh, wait a second, its me! 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame Were more optimistic, yes. What do you say to that?Tony Stark:Absolutely ridiculous. I mean, Ive known first and Ive known longer but, its not a competition., Spider-Man:Excuse me, sir! Nick Furys calling you. Denise Keller, Waukesha, Wisconsin Graduation Quote #4: No, no! I am so sorry! [the Harrow takes out a building]Thor:Not a word, Loki:[aboard a Dark Elf ship]I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.Thor:[looking at the controls, clearly lost]I said how hard could it be. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. Okay, Im gonna get a little closer so I can see whats happening.KAREN:Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?Peter Parker:Enhanced Combat Mode? [Ant-Man becomes giant]Spider-ManHoly shit! Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. Rocket Raccoon:Rabbit?, Thor:Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. The entire place is an elective. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears.